I tried to contact someone about the College Republicans Organization which I had seen represented in the hallway yesterday. I had been unable to stop and talk with them, so I searched for it on the UMD website... this guy's address is all I could find. Evidently it was wrong. But,so far, the mistake was worth it.
ORIGINAL MESSAGE:
I found this email address buried in a PDF file about student organizations -- I hope it's the right address to use for contacting someone involved with the College Republicans. If not, I'm sorry.
I saw the College Republicans in front of the Bookstore today, but I was unable to stop before my class and didn't make it back in time to talk to anyone. I am wondering how to get information about this organization. I am a sophomore in the English Dept. and I would love to get involved.
If this is not the correct place to look, could you please direct me to a better forum? I appreciate your help.
Thanks very much,
Tom Hazelton
REPLY I RECEIVED:
tom,
not the right address. i'm actually more left than liberal so i don't know how
you found my name referenced near republicans. i would love to help you contact
the college republicans, but since they are fascists (and this means actual
fascists, i'm not exagerating or joking around here) your interest in their
group means either you are a fascist or lack the critical thinking skills to
accurately asses the actions of the party that you would support. as such i
don't think that in good conscience i could pass that information along to you.
of course you could use the umd website to find this informetion, but this will
test your already suspect intellagence.
zebulon
ps: read the attachment, its bush vs Hitler
MY REPLY TO ZEBULON:
Mr.(?) Zebulon,
Thank you so much for your help. You did not direct me where I asked to be directed, but you reminded me soundly of why I need to contribute my energy and resources to the conservative cause. I sincerely thank you. And in case you were hoping that I was weakly deciding which organization or party to join and that you might convert me to your "mode" of thinking, I likewise cannot in good conscience let your words go unchallenged. In that spirit and that spirit alone I have included a basic list of my moral and political beliefs (notice, please, how they are the same thing).
I believe all people are created equal and deserve equal treatment under the laws of the state. I believe laws should be created through elected representatives and not appointed judges.
I believe that hard work leads to success and everyone should be held responsible morally and legally for their choices and actions. I do not believe that it is the responsibility of the successful to provide for those who cannot face their moral or legal consequences.
I believe that war is evil. I also believe, based on empirical and theoretical evidence, that it is sometimes necessary.
I believe that the freedoms afforded to all of us in our Constitution and Bill of Rights should be literally enforced and not changed except as social evolution requires.
I believe that it is not the government's responsibility to protect me from myself and I realize that it cannot always protect me from others. I realize that I assume a certain degree of responsibility to work to survive simply by being born.
If that's fascism, Mr. Zebulon, then I am proud to be a fascist.
Furthermore, I don't appreciate your condescending attitude towards my polite request. Intolerance of viewpoints other than your own narrow one is immature and does not earn the respect of your peers or especially your opponents.
Finally, your attempt to insult my intelligence was laughably and completely undermined by your failure to spell or punctuate correctly or to capitalize a single letter in your message, and by the fact that you sent two identical e-mails dated moments apart. And attaching outrageous `cut-and-pastes' from radicalist websites to your pointless e-mails is a poor method for recruiting. It merely shows me that you cannot speak for yourself and, based on the content, your absolute lack of a grasp on reality.
And now, despite your feeble efforts, I will find the information I was seeking anyway and do everything I can to prevent people of your mind from ever reaching a place of power in this country.
Posted by royalwulf989
at 7:26 PM CST